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I was born
in Spokane Washington during one of the coldest days of
the season, January. Lucky for me, I wasn't there very
long to enjoy the frigid winters. Buuuuuuuurrrrrrrr!
Cold weather days just never seemed to agree with me.
Thank goodness, my mother didn't like the cold weather
either and moved to Guam. There I spent most of my
younger days soaking up the sun and enjoying the island
life. It did get old after awhile because if you know
anything about Guam, you know it's not very big. An
opportunity came my way to move and live with my father
and I took it. My mid-teen years were spent in North
Carolina where they have 4 seasons and their grocery
stores were named Piggly Wiggly! I can still remember
the day when I first laid my eyes on a Piggly Wiggly
grocery store. I was thinking, are these people for
real?? You can imagine the change I had to get
accustomed to with the southern accents, sweet tea (yummy),
and I had never seen so many pine trees and squirrels in
my life!! Not to mention, the wonderful cold weather I
had to endure after enjoying the nice island weather for
many years. *Shiver* My father had been in the Air Force
which is how we all ended up in North Carolina.
I had
never been into sports growing up nor did I have any
interesting hobbies. The one thing I enjoyed doing was
art. I became pretty good at one point and today, I
think I have lost a lot of my artistic abilities. I kept
to myself growing up. I had a hard time growing up and
being accepted because I was different and awkward. I
used to be the girl who got picked on, couldn't get a
date, didn't go to my proms and never made the
cheerleading squad. Boy, do I miss the old Shannon! *chuckle*
Ahhhh, the good ol days! LOL! All I have to say is,
thank goodness for GRADUATION!!!! Hell had ended,
finally!
Since,
I never had any good experiences with schools and I
didn't have any aspirations to be anything but accepted,
I decided, what better way to improve your confidence
than join the military! Well, that decision making
process was easy because I was surrounded by the
military and my father was in the military. But follow
in his foot steps, I did not, I joined the Army instead.
Boot camp was a breeze for me because I was used to
people picking on me! All those drill sergeants yelling
in my face was too easy to deal with unlike the prissy
girls who always had nice things said about them, they
took it hard. Guess those rough days in school paid off,
eh?
Well,
boot camp ended and so did my job training for the
telecommunications field. (No it didn't have to do with
telephones) I actually signed up for jump school when I
enlisted and boy was that worse than boot camp! And what
I mean by that is, the physical aspect of it was hard on
your body! I remember popping Motrin like candy during
those 2 weeks. That's right; jump school is 3 weeks,
with the last week being all jumps out of an actual
airplane. Apparently, it was not my calling to jump out
of planes because the last training day of the 2nd week,
I got hurt really bad on what they called the swing land
trainer. You were to jump off the top of this really
high platform (I forget how high but it was high!) and
you were attached to this harness. Anyways, the black
hats (the instructors) had control of you so when you
walked off the platform, you were to swing, swing, swing
down and they would let the rope go and you would fall
and do the appropriate PLF (parachute landing fall).
Well, instead of letting me swing down low from being
all the way up top, the black hat let the rope slip his
hands and there went Shannon falling from the platform
to her knees *BAM!* Let me tell you, although, I landed
on saw dust, the pain was more than I could handle. You
guys have seen my frame; I'm surprised I didn't break
anything. The words that came out of the black hat's
mouth was, and I will never forget it (it still echoes
in my head sometimes), OOOPPSS! I'm like OOPPSS???? Boy,
I love how sensitive men can be, especially in the
military. Of course, I am limping at this point and
hobbling away so the next victim can walk off the
platform. Well, God forbid you limp in jump school, any
signs of limping is instant removal from the training.
So I tried hard not to hobble, but it was unbearably
painful and I showed weakness and the black hats saw it.
2 words ended my jump school training, SICK CALL. Once
they send you to SICK CALL, you can just hang it up.
Being tenacious that I am, I argued a good 5 minutes
before I was almost wrote up for disobeying a direct
order from a non-commissioned officer. I told the black
hat that I would be fine and all I needed was some
Motrin. He insisted I go and get checked out. I begged
him not to send me (I even batted my eyes at him). I was
almost through with training. I was going to be jumping
my 3rd week and I was on my last day of the 2nd week!!!
ARRGGH!! I am so damn frustrated that I felt all that
training and running I did for the past 2 weeks was in
vain! When I say running, I mean running. In jump school,
you run everywhere! And when you run in the afternoons
when the Georgia sun is beating you to death, you run in
boots!!!! With a Kevlar on your head, poncho in one side
pocket, and a full canteen attached to your belt for the
nice added weight. I honestly thought I was going to
pass out!!! To make things worse, was that I was the
last female left in my group, all the others either
failed part of their training or quit, so my group was
counting on me to make it through. I'm telling you, I
had never felt so damn good in my life than I did in
jump school. I had people rootin for me and I was making
all my runs (which was a big deal in jump school, plus I
despised running) and I was completing my training with
GOES. That was the military way of saying that you
passed a particular station or training. And like all
good things, eventually, they come to an end. After
going to sick call and having the doctor give me a long
word for what was wrong with my knees, I was told to
come back in 6 mos. BAH HA HA! No way, Jose! LOL! And go
through that torture of running again? So my journey in
jump school came to a screeching halt. And it got better;
I had to stay in holding for 9 weeks before I could get
my orders to go to my first duty assignment. So I got to
see my class graduate, what fun that was and 2 others
classes! While you wait painfully for your orders to
arrive, you get the joy of pulling janitor duty during
your extended stay. Gotta love the army because if you
have no rank, you can rest assure your butt is either
cutting the grass, picking weeds or painting! I have to
say though, and I am not proud of this, but the batting
of my eyes FINALLY paid off!!! I didn't have to do those
horrible details! I got to be the secretary for my
company, haha! And how nice was it to finally get these
black hats to treat you like a human being. Once you are
out of that training, you are like one of them, just
shooting the chit. I did enjoy my stay, met some great
folks but I have to say, it was torture to watch classes
graduate and here I am, without my parachute wings. The
orders finally came through and I had a choice between
Panama or Kuwait. I chose Panama like any sane person
would. I went back to tell the black hats about my
decision and got chastised for it! I'm like huh? I
should have gone where? They went on and on about how
much of a better opportunity it would be to be stationed
in Kuwait. They were like, just think of the money you
will make, its tax free there and you get hazard pay! (ok,
not exactly a good thing) They were like, think of all
the money you will save! Think of all the medals you
will get! And they were right, but Kuwait, was a
miserable stay.
Kuwait
being my first duty assignment was tough on me. The heat
there was unreal! And anyone who says its only dry heat
is full of crap! Dry heat, wet heat, humidity, it's all
the same to me, its HEAT!!! I saw stars the first day in
Kuwait, I was so dehydrated! I had to get stuck with IVs
my first day! I was soooo embarrassed!!! LOL! For the
next 2 weeks, I was ordered to carry my canteen of water
wherever I went. We lived in trailers and we literally
had to walk to another trailer to use the bathroom. And
in those bathrooms were locals who practically stayed
there for most of the time to keep the facilities clean.
The mornings, I was awaken by someone singing outside; I
guess Kuwait doesn't have roosters. Kuwait was an
interesting journey. There, KFC delivered!! Can you
believe that? And McDonalds, man, those burgers really
looked like the pictures on the menu!! Of course, there
was a line for men, where women could not stand in and a
separate line for women only. Everywhere you went in
Kuwait City had gold and rugs for dirt cheap! They even
had camel races!! LOL! I actually rode on a camelscaaaaaaaaaary!
And would you believe alcohol was NOT allowed!!! Talk
about going cold turkey for all those lushes! Actually,
the lushes we had in our unit got alcohol sent to them
in laundry detergent bottles. YUMMMMY! Nothing like tide
and vodka mixed together! It was a trip to see these
folks had contraband sent to them. What lengths people
go through for their addictions? Lucky for me, I had
never been a great fan of alcohol. Coming from a family
of alcoholics, it's a good idea to not make it a habit
to do. I did get promoted fairly quickly in Kuwait
because I participated in solider of the quarter boards
for cheese points! And the black hats were right; you
did get quite a few medals to pin on your uniform! I'm
like WOW, shiny!!
My next
was good ol FT Bragg! Ok, I joined the Army to travel
the world and they sent me right back to where I grew
up! HAHA! Hilarious! But because I was in Special
Operations, I was able to travel the world again! I
ended up in Thailand, Italy, and Germany, to name a few.
And traveling with Special Operations meant you lived
the good life! They got the best of everything. We
supported anyone from Special Forces to the Navy Seals.
I was in hog heaven! With traveling to these areas on
missions comes getting more shiny medals!! WOOHOO! I
think by the end of my 6 = half year journey, I ended up
with 3 rows of medals. (Impressive for a youngster)
There are some folks who have been in 20 years and never
seen so many medals. So I considered myself lucky to
have been part of the elite side of the Army.
After
all that traveling, I was getting actually tired of it,
I ended up in Georgia again! Nothing like that Georgia
Heat! Man, I swear that asphalt got so hot sometimes
that it would penetrate through my boots! OUCH! Nothing
exciting happened in GA except, I finally got out and
moved back to North Carolina! (Are you beginning to see
a pattern here?) Why North Carolina? Well, I figured it
rarely snowed and it wasn't the coldest place to be. You
got the mountains, the beaches and having a job lined up
didn't hurt. That's how I got my career started as a
Network Operations Engineer for a major
telecommunications company.
With
that great job at Worldcom came an opportunity with
Playboy magazine! Never in a million years did I even
picture myself in any magazine or modeling for that
matter! With the controversy surrounding WCOM, Playboy
decided to have a search after the success of The Women
of Enron. Of over 900 entries, I was selected as one of
the 10 featured. It was such a joke when it started. I
wasn't even going to try because you just never think
you will get picked. Like I don't play the lottery
because I don't think I would win. Hell, with the luck I
am having now, I should be! HAHA! I took some amateur
photos and when I say amateur photos, I mean they were
horrible. What Playboy saw in the photos will always
question me. And, the time it took for them to respond
to me was astronomical! You would have thought Halle
Berry was contacting them to pose! I sent my photographs
via email at 10pm and got the call at 4pm the following
day by the editor. I was in a panic state when I got the
voicemail saying they had received my pictures and they
would love to speak with me regarding posing. I was
floored and in complete awe struck! I so played it cool
calling the editor back; you would have thought I was in
demand the way I was being cool. But if you would have
seen my face while I was talking to him, you would have
thought different! Where is the camera when you need it!??
That would have been a classic shot! I don't think I
could ever recreate the look I had that day.
My
shoot with Playboy was unbelievable! They treat you like
a queen! Anything you needed within reason, they got for
you. An example of that was when I told them how I loved
how hair looks blowing in the wind in photos. They
couldn't find a fan at the mansion where we were
shooting, so they went and bought one just because of
that! But I'm telling you, my nerves were shot! They
didn't make me feel nervous at all, but I am an amateur
at all this. I mean, I have taken photos before but not
to this degree and naked at that!!!! They made sure you
felt at ease and you were to do nothing that made you
feel uncomfortable. My makeup artist and production
coordinator was Cynthia Kaye (www.cynthiakaye.net) and
my photographer was Phillip Vullo (www.phillipvullo.net).
An awesome team, I must say! My published picture was in
the December 2002 issue. Playboy did contact me again
after that shoot and told me that they were going to be
featuring me in the "YEAR IN SEX" review, January 2003
issue. Talk about butterflies in my stomach. I thought I
was going to be sick from all the excitement. After
being published, I had been able to visit the Playboy
Mansion twice and what an experience that was hanging
with Hef and his women! The certainly do live the good
life!! And man, can they throw some parties!!!! I got to
meet some great people not to mention celebrities!
Since
Playboy, I have been able to work with some of the best
photographers in the industry! I have gotten some great
photos taken and I would like to share them with you,
the fans, the agents, the photographers, the casting
directors, the world! I hope you enjoy my photos as I
enjoyed taking them! Before I go, I would like to say,
to all the men and women of the armed forces, come home
safe and soon!!! God Bless this beautiful FREE country
that we live in and lets not forget those who sacrificed,
so we could enjoy it. |